I went to put petrol in my car yesterday on my way home from work- not a time or place I would expect to be chatted up. I must have looked like I had been drawn through a hedge backwards and was wearing my not so attractive work clothes, yet the guy behind the till still felt I was worthy of his rather poor chat-up lines.
Him: "Hello, how are you?"
Me: "Fine thank you, and yourself?"
Him: "Very well. Very well now that I have seen you. Yes, very well now that I have seen you."
At this point he leans forward to read the logo on my T-shirt and I start inwardly cringing. He makes another couple of random comments and I am willing my card transaction to speed up. Then, "Are you married?". WHAT?! Fortunately he was just in the process of handing back my card, so I just looked at him rather stunned, said thank you and walked out, leaving him starting to say something else- I just dread to think what!
Well, it's been a little while...
10 years ago
3 comments:
You've got to admire a man who falls for you so heavily that he takes his chances. Haven't you? Perhaps not.
Sorry I missed your call yesterday - I was in the bath! Will call you tomorrow.
Of course, you're missing the key point...was he hot?! :)
NO!!!!
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